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The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'What's that funny smell?'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Christmas Dwarves

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Bling Crosby.

'Don't you be dissing the Ho' now!'

How do fish get to work?

Theatrical Christmas.

Choirboy

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Last week, stingy caf

Coventry Carol

"I feel we've had a good session today."

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'