Caroling Fan Pillows

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'What's that funny smell?'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Bling Crosby.

How do fish get to work?

'Don't you be dissing the Ho' now!'

Choirboy

Theatrical Christmas.

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I feel we've had a good session today."

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

Coventry Carol

Christmas choir