Carol Fanatic Pillows

Bling Crosby.

Hark the Herald Angels Sing.

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Punk Reindeer

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Swing dancers.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Volcaniax

Robbie Williams

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

A skip full of fools.

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Joseph and his coat

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Funny Farm

Gangsta wrap.

Printers

A 60's pop group

Robert Burns

Angus McKinnon Young

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.