Caroling Enthusiast Pillows

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Nadolig Llawen

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Violin family at Christmas

I think I have a gilt complex.

Ventriloquist Audition

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Christmas Dwarves

Bling Crosby.

Choirboy

Theatrical Christmas.

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

"Cool bling bro!"

Coventry Carol

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Christmas choir

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

'You call that carol singing?'

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Bling Bling.

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

A band rendition of Silent Night.