Christmas Carol Enthusiasts Pillows

"Ebeneezer, I'm the ghost of Christmas future. From an alternate universe where you're an awesome guy. So. . . not much to say, really."

Carol singers

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Violin family at Christmas

"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

There's no place like home for the holidays...

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Choirboy

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

Christmas choir

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Aliens collide with Santa.

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

A band rendition of Silent Night.

Baaaa....humbug.