Christmas Carols Pillows

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'Does anyone have a light, please?

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Singing Father Christmases.

'Contrary to popular Victorian convention Albert believed that children should be heard and not seen...'

'How much to just stop?!'

"We wish you a...a...politically correct yuletide break...!"

Christmas organ

Away in a manger

'They all want to play the star.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin family at Christmas

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

The worlds Longest Rendition of 'Joy To The World'.

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

I'll be Bach for Christmas!

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Santana Claus

Baaaa....humbug.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge.

Carols

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Bach for Christmas

Christmas-Plex

"It's time we have a little chat."

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

Warning: No Bob, Bob Bobbing Along. By Order of the Health and Safety Executive.

Policeman says to the Little Drummer Boy: 'Your neighbours have been complaining about the constant pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.'