Christmas Carol Fans Pillows

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.

"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake."

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

Santa's wash day.

Violin family at Christmas

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

"Do you hear what I hear?"

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Last week, stingy caf

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Baaaa....humbug.

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'