Christmas Carol Lover Pillows

Hollywood Talent: 'Sorry, kid, but there's a dog in China who will bark 'Jingle bells' for a third what we pay you!'

Old MacDonald Christmas.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge.

Haven't you noticed that lately, Farmer Jones has been humming Christmas Carols and looking at us strangely?

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Santa Claus leaking musical notes.

Good King Wenceslaus Looked Down on the Feets of Steven

Nine Ladies Dancing

Christmas Tree

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

King Kongs first christmas

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Violin family at Christmas

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Pole dancers

Everything for a buck.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Santa's Out Tray.

Santa and New Technology

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Safe Christmas.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'