Carol Choir Lover Pillows

Ding Dong Merrily on High

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Economy - USA.

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Aggression/Security

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Graph to find your IQ

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Ventriloquist Audition

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Heaven

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

A family choir

A singer being criticised

'Wasn't it about here, when you begrudgingly, decided to try my 'ridiculous' investment plan?'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Bar chart

"Now this is teamwork!"

Choirboy

"You're making a mountain out of a molehill."

"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

Old MacDonald had a startup.

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."