Choir Lover Pillows

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'A hush fall over the concert hall...'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."

A singer being criticised

A family choir

'When the choirmaster said we would be singing in front of the Queen, I thought...'

"These choir robes are so hot, I'm glad I went commando."

In the middle of the recital, Ted hits puberty...

Heaven

Choir

"I just don't feel like you value my role as associate pastor."

"I understand you're keen. Sorry but there's no squawking part in our production."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Economy - USA.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Priest

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Quartet.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

Jerry Lordan

Aggression/Security

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Sir Edward Elgar

Musical genres

'My love is like a red red rose...'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."