Choir Devotee Pillows

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Lady Macbeth

"I lost the groove."

Team Flute

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

The Dog Choir

Tenors

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Church Restoration Fund.

Love Potion

And the die is cast!

A family choir

A singer being criticised

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Four Chanting Monks

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Heaven

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

Lion Choir.

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."