Choir Devotee Pillows

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

The ladies choir keep their music here and their robes there. Oh, hymns and hers!

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Lady Macbeth

Team Flute

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"I lost the groove."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Tenors

The Dog Choir

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Church Restoration Fund.

A family choir

Love Potion

Four Chanting Monks

Heaven

A singer being criticised

And the die is cast!

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."