Angelic Choir Lover Pillows

Angel and Devil Music.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

The Dog Choir

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Ventriloquist Audition

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Heaven

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

A singer being criticised

A family choir

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."

The Corus.

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"These choir robes are so hot, I'm glad I went commando."

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

Fa la la la la la la la la la!