Choir Lover With A Splash Pillows

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Quartet.

Sir Edward Elgar

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Tenors

The Dog Choir

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

Ventriloquist Audition

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Heaven

A singer being criticised

A family choir

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Johannes Brahms

Camille Saint-Saens

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Claudius Monteverdi.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Musician

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

Mozart Clarinet

Aleksandr Glazunov

The Corus.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"