Canine Carol Lover Pillows

'Okay, you can join in on 'Jingle Bells,' but please. . . not 'Silent Night'.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

Balloon dog training

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Choirboy

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"If our proposal is a success, control yourself and don't start running all around the room."

'You call that carol singing?'

"I used to think maybe I was the problem but then I realized she was just a bitch."

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

Christmas choir

"The love is unconditional after you agree to the terms and conditions."

"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

"New tricks CD Rom"