Caroling Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Nadolig Llawen

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Violin family at Christmas

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

I think I have a gilt complex.

Ventriloquist Audition

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Bling Crosby.

The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.

Choirboy

Theatrical Christmas.

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

Coventry Carol

'You call that carol singing?'

Bling Bling.

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Four calling birds...three French hens...two turtle doves... This is my favourite part.

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Christmas choir

"Cool bling bro!"

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

A band rendition of Silent Night.

Ding dong merrily on us!

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."