Caroling T-Shirts

'You're out of key, and you've totally picked the wrong number for your vocal range. Face it, you'll never make it as carol singers'

Christmas Dwarves

Bling Crosby.

The Eleventh Day of Christmas

Hark the Herald Angels Sing

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

Warm Winter Wishes

Caroler

"Do you want to go caroling?"

"Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, o'er the fields you went, laughing all the way. Have you been drinking?"

Coventry Carol

Singing

Choir

Extreme Carolling

The Holly and The Ivy

Theatrical Christmas.

Twelfth Day of Christmas

'You better watch out, you better not cry, we're here to abduct some earthlings that's why, aliens are coming to town.'

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Non-Denominational Carols

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Violin family at Christmas

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

Choirboy

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"That's the trouble with costume drama - so easy to foul up."

Christmas choir

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."