Carol Singing Fanatics Gifts

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"Gretel, I think we should have left a paper trail instead of breadcrumbs."

Bling Crosby.

Choirboy

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

'You call that carol singing?'

'Thin enough?'

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

"You got sugar ants."

Christmas choir

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

'It all goes back to something that happened when you were a frog.'

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

A band rendition of Silent Night.

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

Baaaa....humbug.

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

"Daddy, I want to come home."