Carol Singing Fanatics Gifts

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"Gretel, I think we should have left a paper trail instead of breadcrumbs."

Bling Crosby.

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Choirboy

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

"It's nice to see the police toughening up on juvenile crime."

'Thin enough?'

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

'You call that carol singing?'

'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'It all goes back to something that happened when you were a frog.'

"You got sugar ants."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Christmas choir

A band rendition of Silent Night.

"The economy is slowing down, last night the tooth fairy left me an iou"

Pinnochio tries internet dating.

"I guess I found your problem, Miss Rapunzel."

Baaaa....humbug.

"Daddy, I want to come home."