Children's Character Fan Gifts

PRESIDENT CLINTON EXCHANGES HUGS WITH HIS NEW VIOLENCE CZAR

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Halloween sculptor

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

Mushrooms of New York

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

Not much, just chillin' with my Peeps. (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-03-28).

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Quentin Blake

"You killed him!"

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

What Goldilocks didn't know.

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."