Children's Character Fan T-Shirts

PRESIDENT CLINTON EXCHANGES HUGS WITH HIS NEW VIOLENCE CZAR

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Halloween sculptor

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

Mushrooms of New York

"Tarzan sad. . . me just find out me adopted!"

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

"What's this I hear about you eating your secretary?"

'I had to put the peas in my ears... they kept falling out my nose!'

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."

"Three pizzas: One too hot, one too cold, and one just right."

"I'm telling you, Frank, it's getting to the point where I'm seeing muppets all over the damn place."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

What Goldilocks didn't know.