Virtual Garden Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Virtual gardener."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Okay, dig that one up!

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Garden Sudoku

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

'The grass is plastic, too.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

Cowpat Man.

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

The garden of Bedlam

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'

Bonsai Gardener

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

Girl and PC

"I've got 200,000 Facebook followers, but not one real friend..."

The Cursor Tree.

"It seems that a flower is just a weed in drag!"

"Don't bother. Everything is artificial."

"Strictly speaking I'm a hobgoblin."

'The highest score ever recorded' gory fictional battle between father and son

Garden Gnome Texting