Digital Gardener T-Shirts

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

Okay, dig that one up!

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

Garden Gnome Texting

Flowers Ignore the Sun in Favor of Screen Time

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Snail trap

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"He's a quick learner."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

Arctic Hothouse

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Young MacDonald

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

Genetically Modified Apples

saving water

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

Agriculture and New Technologies

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

Ingenuity

"Virtual gardener."

Girl and PC

Bird box with satellite dish.

Charging a plant