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"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

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'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

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"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

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'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'How would you describe yourself?'

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'