Cyber Gardener Gifts

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Cat Nip.

An Unexpected Guest.

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

Flowers in the city

Farmer planting the next crop of PC's.

Paving over the window-box

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'This lettuce will grow on Mars...by the way, find out if 'red lettuce' is copyrighted.'

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

Dept. de Philosophie

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Lamp-Post Flower

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

"This is Raj, your guide to your desk."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

Solar powered sundial

"How are you doing, Precious? I'm thinking about you. I'll be home soon, so don't you worry about a thing."

saving water

Grub-skewer sandals.

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

There once was a person who planted a seed

I've discovered green fingers are of little help if you've got bad breath.