Secret Gardener Gifts

There once was a person who planted a seed

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'You know too much!'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

The Music Seed

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Planting Bird Seed.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

'Keep a lid on it!'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'