Secret Gardener Prints

There once was a person who planted a seed

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'You know too much!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'What's wrong? Think the walls have ears?'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

The Music Seed

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"I want to spill the beans, but I'm waiting till I have access to classified or sensitive beans."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

I can now come clean. The person who secretly told me that Mitch McConnell loves Dr. Pimple Popper is … Hold it! Hold it? Commercial break. Nothing' says sexy like cholesterol.

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Planting Bird Seed.

'Keep a lid on it!'

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'