Digital Agriculture Enthusiast Gifts

Sheep barcodes.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

Okay, dig that one up!

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"He's a quick learner."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Old MacDonald had a startup.

Young MacDonald

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Farmer using a photo editing program

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

This one needs re-booting!

Modern Shepherding

Cowpat Man.

'This is ironic, our content farm is producing fertilizer.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

"it has 256 ringtones and I can download more."

Bar Code Harvester

'Fun's over, the farmer installed a corn filter.'

"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."

Milk Machine

Foresters, Farmers and Miners! Meet your local County Extinction Agent.

I'm texting!

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

'I'm not sure why, but you sound muffled.'

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'