Gardening Geek Prints

'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Cats and gardens.

Bird Torture.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Dog in Daisys

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Giant slug attacks a city

Okay, dig that one up!

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"The trees are laughing at us."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."