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'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

"Who turned the pressure up?"

Arctic Hothouse

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Plant Lady

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"What are you in for?"

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

Venus Fly Trap

'Actually, the entire department was scheduled to be shut down until Bill, our resident genius, saved all our jobs by figuring out a way to get us designated as a protected wetland!'

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

'I like it.'

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

"You give up too easily, dear."

'I told you to get a move on, now you're completely overgrown.'

A prison with a conservatory attached.

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

You had me at succulents!

Rite of Spring.