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"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Slam!

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Plant Lady

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"What are you in for?"

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

Arctic Hothouse

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Venus Fly Trap

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

A prison with a conservatory attached.

You had me at succulents!

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"You give up too easily, dear."

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

Forest Service Report

'The stupidity of your actions are directly proportional to the number of bees swarming.'

"I hear he came into some money."

"...I'm a bit scared!"

'Sure, I have experience with hazardous materials. As a kid my brother and I loved breaking into the chemical dump and playing.'

-I'm looking for a greenhouse. -I have just the thing for you.

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

"Who turned the pressure up?"

Fresh Air Supply

'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'

'Don't worry about Daddy. He's probably pottering around in his greenhouse.'