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'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Plant Lady

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"What are you in for?"

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

Arctic Hothouse

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Venus Fly Trap

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"You give up too easily, dear."

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"Tell the creche they can call off the search...."

You had me at succulents!

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

'This is your bowl - keep it nice.'

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Slam!

'It's always about you, isn't it?'

Football Pitch Line Markings.

"I hear he came into some money."

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

"Who turned the pressure up?"

"Oh, I'm not technically a greenskeeper: I'm the bunker specialist..."

-I'm looking for a greenhouse. -I have just the thing for you.