Greenhouse Maintenance T-Shirts

Plant Lady

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Human males marking territory.

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

Arctic Hothouse

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Venus Fly Trap

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"You give up too easily, dear."

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

You had me at succulents!

'This is your bowl - keep it nice.'

Slam!

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

'It's always about you, isn't it?'

101 uses of a dead cat: bellows.

Football Pitch Line Markings.

"Who turned the pressure up?"

Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

Fresh Air Supply