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Arctic Hothouse

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Plant Lady

Sick Building Syndrome

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Caution signs.

"What are you in for?"

Fire door.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Wolf Reintroduction.

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"That pigeon's at it again."

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

Access Assessments

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

Venus Fly Trap

'With all the time you spend in the red, maybe you should change the name of this place to Chapter 11 Vineyards.'

Wildlife Management.

"Maybe some of us don't want to give ourselves a round of applause for agreeing to restore the delicate balance of our ecosystem."

"I knew the woodpeckers were a mistake."

Man's house has sign reading 'Sod the council'. His neighbour says: 'Frankly, I'm amazed you got planning permission.'

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

'I got the idea from the parks department.'