Greenhouse Maintenance Gifts

Plant Lady

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"What are you in for?"

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Human males marking territory.

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

Arctic Hothouse

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Venus Fly Trap

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'This is your bowl - keep it nice.'

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

"You give up too easily, dear."

You had me at succulents!

A prison with a conservatory attached.

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Slam!

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

'It's always about you, isn't it?'

101 uses of a dead cat: bellows.

Football Pitch Line Markings.

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

"Who turned the pressure up?"

Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.

Wow, is it fall already?