Greenhouse Upkeep Gifts

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Plant Lady

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

Arctic Hothouse

Venus Fly Trap

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"I hope it stops growing. Finding larger tanks is beginning to be a challenge."

"Tell the creche they can call off the search...."

'This is your bowl - keep it nice.'

"You give up too easily, dear."

You had me at succulents!

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Slam!

'It's always about you, isn't it?'

Football Pitch Line Markings.

"I hear he came into some money."

"Oh, I'm not technically a greenskeeper: I'm the bunker specialist..."

-I'm looking for a greenhouse. -I have just the thing for you.

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

"Who turned the pressure up?"

Eels - Health & Safety Notice: Slippery when wet.