Greenhouse Care Gifts

You had me at succulents!

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plant Lady

"Mulch madness"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"What are you in for?"

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Arctic Hothouse

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

Venus Fly Trap

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Children with fingers in dam at Amsterdam day care center

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

A prison with a conservatory attached.

Escaping the Smog

"You give up too easily, dear."

Organic Filing

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

Slam!

"I hear he came into some money."

-I'm looking for a greenhouse. -I have just the thing for you.

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

"Who turned the pressure up?"

'Try no. 179 - fresh, instant, none of this packaging.'

Fresh Air Supply

'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'