Greenhouse Care Mugs

You had me at succulents!

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plant Lady

"Mulch madness"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

Arctic Hothouse

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'They've done wonders with Energy Efficiency!'

Venus Fly Trap

Children with fingers in dam at Amsterdam day care center

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

"You give up too easily, dear."

A prison with a conservatory attached.

Escaping the Smog

Organic Filing

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

Slam!

"I hear he came into some money."

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

"Who turned the pressure up?"

'Try no. 179 - fresh, instant, none of this packaging.'

-I'm looking for a greenhouse. -I have just the thing for you.

Fresh Air Supply

'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'

Children's Books for the New Era