Greenhouse Management Mugs

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Slam!

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Plant Lady

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

Ed discovers that building his greenhoue outside the leftfield wall was a huge mistake!

Arctic Hothouse

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

"Hurry up and pick that lock. I'm hungry and it's freezing out here."

Venus Fly Trap

"This is our new HR department, where we nurture and raise talent!"

You had me at succulents!

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

"You give up too easily, dear."

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

Gardeners with Different Sized Greenhouse.

Vine-Gripend Tomatoes

'The stupidity of your actions are directly proportional to the number of bees swarming.'

"I hear he came into some money."

-I'm looking for a greenhouse. -I have just the thing for you.

'I think you've been spending too much time in the greenhouse.'

'Sure, I have experience with hazardous materials. As a kid my brother and I loved breaking into the chemical dump and playing.'

"...I'm a bit scared!"

"Who turned the pressure up?"

Fresh Air Supply

'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'

'Don't worry about Daddy. He's probably pottering around in his greenhouse.'

"The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room."

Vegetarian restaurant - Choose your own vegetables.