Angelic Woodwind Wonder Gifts

Bassoonist cherub.

Four children playing the flute.

Bassoons.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"God lives in the eternal present. The gift that keeps on giving."

Flautist

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters.

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Death of the pope.

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Contrabassoon

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

"Somehow I thought we'd be done with all that."

'I see my wife made it in.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

Celestial Music

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

Cor Anglais

'Doesn't this jukebox play anything but hymns?'

"I'm curious, was it just me... or did we all have dyslexia?"

'Most of us choose the wings. Fred picked the hat.'

'You won't find much use for that, most celebrities go to the other place.'

'They were all out of wings.'