Woodworking Wiz Gifts

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Tool Box

Rocking horse

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Do it yourself books.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"Lovely dovetail."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

D.I.Y

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

Guide to Carpentry Fish

D.I.Y with dad.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Waiting for retirement.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Whittler's Mother.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'