Wool Wardrobe Wizard Prints

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Shoe addict.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Woman knitting a washing line.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Puss in Heels

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Friendly Tie

Genetic Manipulation

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Easter Egg

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'