Woodwind Wonders Pillows

Four children playing the flute.

Bassoons.

Whittler's Mother.

Man building a tree house

Bassoon practice.

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Lady practising the clarinet.

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

I love Clarinet

Humming Bird's Hum.

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

Mozart Clarinet

Flautist

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

Contrabassoon

Bassoonist cherub.

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

Clarinet

Clay pigeon shooting

Lobster playing the bassoon.

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'It's worse than we thought. You've got termites.'

Cor Anglais

Well, Pegasus had better PR!

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

"I told you not to go out in that wind."

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

Butterfly Angel

"You were a veterinarian? Would you take a look at my left wing?"

'It says here that the deer in this area are so used to hunters, they are known to set traps. Seeing is believing.'

'I see by your parachute that you have trust issues.'

'Pinocchio, under the 'would like to meet' section you've put 'fun-loving brunette made of oak'. This may prove difficult.'