Woodwind Wonders Pillows

Four children playing the flute.

Bassoons.

Whittler's Mother.

Man building a tree house

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Bassoon practice.

Lady practising the clarinet.

'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'

Mozart Clarinet

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

I love Clarinet

Humming Bird's Hum.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Flautist

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters.

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

Contrabassoon

Bassoonist cherub.

Clay pigeon shooting

Clarinet

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'It's worse than we thought. You've got termites.'

Lobster playing the bassoon.

Cor Anglais

Well, Pegasus had better PR!

"I think we can relax, they're not lumberjacks after all: They're hipsters..."

"I told you not to go out in that wind."

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

Butterfly Angel

"You were a veterinarian? Would you take a look at my left wing?"

'It says here that the deer in this area are so used to hunters, they are known to set traps. Seeing is believing.'

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters. (Published originally on April 29, 2011.)

'I see by your parachute that you have trust issues.'