Wilderness Joker Prints

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Early photobombing

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Women of the Wilderness

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"