Outdoor Joker Prints

"Did or didn't I recharge the power pack?"

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'Why is it that the tits are always bigger on the other side of the fence?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Stoned Circle'

'Nope. He's undersized. You gotta throw him back.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Bulltoon: Constabull.

Pull My Finger

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Early photobombing

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

I fart more than that!

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Jogging Bottoms

"Must get a longer cable."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'