Outdoor Jokers Prints

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

I fart more than that!

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Must get a longer cable."

"Apple harvest."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Fly fishing.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Fish Training