Outdoor Jokers Prints

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Irritable trowel syndrome.

I fart more than that!

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Must get a longer cable."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Apple harvest."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Fly fishing.

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'