Nature-friendly Joker Prints

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Early photobombing

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Revenge had come.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Adult Absence Notes.

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

Jim's Smart Kettle

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

"I'm a plant worker."

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'Must be Pandora's.'

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

Football crazy