Environmentally Conscious Joker Prints

Doing our bit to save the planet.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Crisis Buzz.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Jim's Smart Kettle

"An apple? Doesn't he have any pizza?"

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

Football crazy

"I don't need roughage that badly!"

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

"Processed food was his undoing. He was eating a salad sandwich in the warehouse, when a pallet of pork pies fell on him!"

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

Warning: Eating this food could result in a decrease of health benefits

State of the State.

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Boss, there's no toxic waste anywhere near the café, is there? What is this, the eighties? What's next, you're going to ask me if any whales or baby seals are harmed in the production of our coffee? Are you going to ask me to sing "We are the World" with Stevie Wonder? Are you going to ask me to film a "very special episode" about the dangers of dope? People didn't just care about this stuff in the 1980s, boss. Want me to get some Krazy Glue and fix the "hole in the ozone layer"?

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

"As part of our environmental policy we burn compliance to heat the system."

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

birthday meets reality