Nature-friendly Joker Mugs

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Early photobombing

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Revenge had come.

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

Adult Absence Notes.

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Jim's Smart Kettle

"An apple? Doesn't he have any pizza?"

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

The nuclear power plant didn't doom the Snail Darter as feared.

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'Must be Pandora's.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"I'm a plant worker."

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Bigfoot's outhouse