Nature Jester Gifts

"Trust me, it's just a stupid song: Of course you can smile at a crocodile..."

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

'GIT!!!'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Skunk threatening a rabbit.

"When I almost choked on a stick thinking it was a stick insect, I knew it was time to get glasses..."

Early photobombing

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Crow and fox

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'He's all eyes!'

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

Revenge had come.

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

'Tusking...one...two...three. Tusking one...two...three...'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

'... so I decided to make us all fabulous new outfits from the Guardian environment supplement!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'With this offer you get high speed internet, satellite TV and a new message tapping log for just $99.95 a month.'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'Screw up and take out a canine and it's gonna be Subpoena City.'

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...