Organization Ninja Prints

"We need a better piling system."

Running out of time

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Go team!

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Trade Show Sherpas

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Building business relations.

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

The Card Flinger

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

'We appreciate your back of the envelope calculation, Mike. Now put a stamp on the front and send it to somebody who cares.'

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Gimme all your cache!'