Organizing Ninja Prints

"I started purging stuff in the junk drawer and got carried away."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Where your mind & battle are los

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Let's get organized

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Go team!

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Ironing day.

Trade Show Sherpas

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile